Does anyone know how to become a spy, where do you apply?

I think that would be an interesting job worth looking in to, off the beaten path.Does anyone know how to become a spy, where do you apply?
If you are really serious you should try:





https://www.cia.gov/careers/index.html


http://www.nsa.gov/careers/





If you have any questionable activities in your background, fuggedaboudit!!!! You have to be clean as a whistle. Speeding tickets, DUIs etc is a no no. Divorced? No good. Spousal abuse? No way!!! Alcohol and drug abuse problems. No!!!! You will need to go thru psychological screening and take a lie detector test..... among other things. These are all necessary for the required Top Secret clearance.Does anyone know how to become a spy, where do you apply?
I would try the CIA or look at getting a Private Investigators license.
cia or fbi